ok so i only taught first period today...

...which lead me to start browsing big daikon. was looking on this thread: http://bigdaikon.org/board/viewtopic.php?t=45962 which is the craziest, most innappropriate things you could think of doing as an ALT. particularily, i thought this post was hilarious:
" really want to get a lawsons uniform from somewhere, get behind the counter of my lawsons and start working, and see how long before i was removed. you`re not allowed to leave without being physically moved and you have to be very polite, as all lawsons workers are. i think i would last about 5 hours" (by bigboo).