2 Truths and a Lie
ok, think this will be some funny shit. everyone add their own and we'll blog it out to see who we believe to be what. (try to make them as outrageous as poss)
one of these is false:
1. i once photographed about 50 penises (ages 18 - 70) for a sex with sue television show.
2. the greatest heavyweight champion of canada, george chuvalo, told me i had 'great shoulders'.
3. one of my ex boyfriends used to be in a band called our lady peace. he wrote a song called starseed which was about me leaving and moving to holland.
one of these is false:
1. i once photographed about 50 penises (ages 18 - 70) for a sex with sue television show.
2. the greatest heavyweight champion of canada, george chuvalo, told me i had 'great shoulders'.
3. one of my ex boyfriends used to be in a band called our lady peace. he wrote a song called starseed which was about me leaving and moving to holland.
posted by Justine at 2:30 a.m.
18 Comments:
OK Justine, since no one's playing your game yet, I will...
1. I have wrestled a tiger.
2. I told the Governor of New Mexico that he had a booger on his nose.
3. I met Tony Hawk and he signed a can of Campbell's soup for me.
ok. answers.
Eric, your first one is blatent crap.
Justine, i ahve no idea, all good lies.
I would play, but i cant think of remotely exciting in my life, thus contributing nada to your game.
Im working on it
1. I've eaten horse.
2. I've had a threesome.
3. I had my photo taken with the director-general of the Toyota exhibition at the World Expo.
hhhhahahahhahaha
The threesome, gotta be a truth.
Justine, I reckon that number 3 is false, but only cos you swapped the name of the band and the name of the song around. Or am I trying too hard?
Erik, I think number 1 is false, unless you were talking about wrestling a City player and not a big cat.
Kat, you have now lost the right to tell me to "get a life, you sad geek" ;-)
Em, well, I know number 3 must be true. Number 2 has my mind boggling but I reckon number 1 is more likely.
Okay guess I should contribute. One of these geeky statements is false:
1 - I once played on a Megadrive (Genesis for you Yanks) with Dominic Diamond. At the time he was the host of Gamesmaster, the UK's biggest videogame TV programme.
2 - I've seen Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" at the London IMax four times.
3 - I meet Darth Vader at a toy store but was too scared to ask for his autograph.
i love this game....
1. at a theatre performance of "a passage to india", sir ian mc kellen was seated in the row behind me, noisly consumming potato chips (crisps).
2. i've been cow-tipping. (for those of you NOT in the know, this is a popular american mid-west past time where you sneak up to a cow and push them over)
3. my nose has been pierced twice.
OK Justine, your third one is a lie. Martin, your second one. Cuz you've probably seen it like 5 times instead of 4.
bex
i know the gandalf one is true for sure.
not sure about the others
my turn
1) I once had a fling with a married man.
2) Despite my rediclous fear of flying, i skydived over the Australian coast.
3) I played first team netball for university.
miaow
J - number 1 is a lie.
Erik - ditto
Marty Pello - your geekyness astounds me...i just don't know!
Becky - possibly number 2.
Kitty Kat - I reckon number 1, i'm sure you would've mentioned it to me otherwise...
aright guys...
erik, unless this was a tame tiger, or a person called tiger, i'm going to have to say 1 is wrong.
emma - i don't think you've eaten a horse. not that this is unbelievable, but i know 3 is true and i'm pretty sure 2 is true you slag haha
martin - toughy but i think 1 is false. by the way, the title of the song and the band name are not swapped.
kat, number one is false. i'm sure you would have told us.
em, you're wrong about mine.
oops, and becks...i think you're too humaine to go cow tipping!
bravo j and em...
personally i am too intimidated by the cow....
Number 3 of mine is false....
wow, it's all coming out now. justine and kat, more details needed!! how can you not of told us?
So J - number 2 is the lie?
KATHRYN LORIMER - why have you not told us about this clandestine affair with a married man!? Hmmm?
Sorry to disappoint but number 2 on mine is false (i'm working on it...)
tee hee, number 2 of mine is a lie (though only partial...the Governor did have a huge booger but I just didn't tell him). I did wrestle with a tiger, but he was pretty young and his owner lured him away with chicken before it got too rough. Emerged with a few scratches and that was it!
hey girl- clearly #3 is out. i only have one truth to share- I passed my drivers test!!! i passed! Yippeeeeeeeeeeee!
Erik was closest, number Two is false. I have never seen 2001 at Imax :-(
Dom Diamond beat me at NHL Hockey while drinking camomile tea.
And I met Darth when I was three or four.
Do we get to play another round?
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