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Posted: 2005-03-23 Wed 23:31:22 Post subject:

turn up to your welcome enkai 30 minutes late with a mcdonalds take-away meal and a bag of beers purchased from the nearest combini. as you enter the room shout "ohayo gozaimasu", then go in sit in the corner furthest from the other teachers and eat and drink away, whilst talking extremely loudly on your keitai. do this for the entire enkai and dont mutter a word to anyone. if they attempt to make a coversation pull a angry face and point to your phone. at the end stand up and say "ni-ji kai wa?" " ('slig')