ok well
there are just a couple of things i have to write about today.
one is a little story about jon. jon was sitting at his desk the other day at school, when an old man came into the teacher's room. jon says this man comes in sometimes for 2 hours in the morning, but he has absolutely no idea why or what he actually does at the school. this man likes to speak to jon in his crazy english "you are very fine today?" and jon politely goes along with it. so the other day the man starts talking to jon about music. "music you like?" with jon saying "yep. yep, i like music". then the guy produced a box of ping pong balls. he said to jon "this is music instrument" and started tapping the box and shaking it around. then he gave it to jon as a 'present'.
the other story is about anna. she was at home the other day, when she heard someone at her door. when she went to it she saw a man inside her house in the genkan, holding a pair of pants. he was speaking japanese, but through gestures and broken conversation, anna deduced that he wanted her to try on the pants. because he had made them special. she held them up and saw that they were a pinned-together tear-away pear of crotchless trousers. upon realizing this, she yelled "DAME DESU!" and made him get out of her house.
wtf?
one is a little story about jon. jon was sitting at his desk the other day at school, when an old man came into the teacher's room. jon says this man comes in sometimes for 2 hours in the morning, but he has absolutely no idea why or what he actually does at the school. this man likes to speak to jon in his crazy english "you are very fine today?" and jon politely goes along with it. so the other day the man starts talking to jon about music. "music you like?" with jon saying "yep. yep, i like music". then the guy produced a box of ping pong balls. he said to jon "this is music instrument" and started tapping the box and shaking it around. then he gave it to jon as a 'present'.
the other story is about anna. she was at home the other day, when she heard someone at her door. when she went to it she saw a man inside her house in the genkan, holding a pair of pants. he was speaking japanese, but through gestures and broken conversation, anna deduced that he wanted her to try on the pants. because he had made them special. she held them up and saw that they were a pinned-together tear-away pear of crotchless trousers. upon realizing this, she yelled "DAME DESU!" and made him get out of her house.
wtf?
posted by Justine at 7:36 p.m.
8 Comments:
I know japanese people are partial to the odd bout of gift giving, but Anna's vistor really takes the biscuit!
yeah, what a wierdo.
ewwwwwwwwww.... was trying to explain how different japan is to some of my co-workers yesterday and failed, as usual. perhaps i should recount to them anna's story.
my god this country! When we were leaving immies last saturday we went to a parking lot to get johanna's car and there was a man masterbating in the car beside with the seat tipped back all the way back. Not only that, he was wearing fishnet stockings and a pink camisol. Didn't even interupt when we knocked on the window!
well, i'm glad to know some people still read the blog! sniff sniff.
tam...muzukashii, ne.
jenelle, that is sick.
happened to me a couple of times too.
wtf?
OH MY GOD NO!
jesus....
jenelle, for gods sake where was your camera??? would have made blog entry of the year...oh and btw where do you think he managed to buy a camisol larger enough for a man? (just curious)
OH MY GOD NO!
jesus....
jenelle, for gods sake where was your camera??? would have made blog entry of the year...oh and btw where do you think he managed to buy a camisol larger enough for a man? (just curious)
that entry was so moving he had to post it twice.
hehe
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