OMG they get funnier

"just before you arrive at school on your 1st day, put a big bandaid over your mouth and refuse to take it off. if a teacher tries to talk to you just scribble "i was born deaf and dumb" on a peice of paper. watch and enjoy the reaction of the JTE upon realising they have to work with a deaf/non-speaking ALT for a year! " ('slig')