"Collect your bento just as the other teachers are chowing down. Calming walk to your desk making `mmmm, mmmm, yummy yummy` cooing noises. Upon opening the box, let rip a full terror filled scream. Return to your former calm state. Then proceed to shovel the food into your mouth while holding your nose and gagging.... As the teachers begin to admire you for gammaning and not wasting food, chop stick the shit burger and fire it directly in kyoto senseis direction. again return instantly to calm state. Burst into tears. " ('at_the_bar')